Being stuck in a car together -- like two BU students were this week -- must create some tension, sexual or otherwise. It's just such a small space. We here at the ol' Free Press wondered what would happen if other people were forced to spend a week together in an automobile.
l If Boston University's men's basketball coach Dennis Wolff and power forward Ben Coblyn stayed together, some great basketball would actually be played.
l Lt. Gov. Kerry Healey and Deval Patrick might lose their licenses and disappear.
l Gov. Mitt Romney and 15th Century Explorer Ferdinand Magellan would travel all over the world all the way to Washington, D.C.
l Former Dean John Schulz and a fact-checker would use the time to get their resumes in order.
l Larry Summer and Oleana Ripnick. He would open the door for her, but she would slam it in his face.
l President George W. Bush and a Mexican, but there's no room in the car for a fence.
l Former Rep. Mark Foley and Actress Dakota Fanning. Oh wait, there wouldn't be any problems there.
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